sato-mobile:

100% pure korrasami

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

thinkin’ about you

grassypup:

I want as many girls as possible to have a crush on me

tamaratunie:

*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

Anonymous: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"